Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Bovine Army Milk Operation: Success

As you know my brethren, the humans use us in many ways. They use us to harvest our milk. We of course refused to take this abuse lying down, and concocted a way to fight back. We systematically sabotaged their milk supply. The supply that they stole from us, as they are wont to do in their disgusting manner. We have injected various chemicals and poisons into portions of their supply. We have been careful not to sabotage the entire supply, so as to delay the discovery of the malignant milk. We have used [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] as the 3 chief toxins in their milk. Some of this poisoned milk as already been released onto the market, and fared as well as expected. We are currently in the process of releasing larger quantities of milk onto the market. Expect to see illness and death stemming from milk products to rise in the near future.

-The Bovine Army Chief of Covert Operations

Welcome to the Bovine Army Blog!

Hail my fellow cattle! This blog is designed to bring you the latest updates, plans, reports, and operations of The Bovine Army. We have much underway in our efforts to overthrow the humans of this world. We have had many success as of late in furthering our designs. We should be able to move forward in a more public manner soon. Stand by soldiers!

-The Bovine Army General